An article published on November 7, 2026, features a headline parodying the Simon & Garfunkel classic 'The Sound of Silence' with the line 'Hello darkness my old friend, soon you'll be here by 5pm.' The piece, written by Simon and Garfunkel Bones, is a four-minute read.
‘Hello darkness my old friend, soon you’ll be here by 5pm’ As Simon and Garfunkel never sang…
